what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
