Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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