after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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