His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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