I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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