what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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