well you can't waste a boner
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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