How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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