THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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