i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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