best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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