She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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There's always time for handjobs
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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