I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Randomize
