i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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