Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
