You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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