i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
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I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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