Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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