Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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