Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
This baby is an asshole
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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