did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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