I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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