i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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