Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
