She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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