I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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