is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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