More tranny stories later!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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