I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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