moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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