A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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