Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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