I'm passing your future prison.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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