You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We need to rekindle our bromance
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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