that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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