living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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