Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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