Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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