Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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