I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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