He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
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Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
third nipple confirmed
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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