windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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