So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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