I want to make a zoo with you.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
