There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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