i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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