actually, I'm a sock model
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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