He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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