no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
