Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
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