So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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