my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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Fucaerrrrr
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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