the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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