you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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