well most of my day revolves around power hour
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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